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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Economist

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Thank you to patreon typo squad for noticing that I used the caption from the Ginkgo tree comic in an earlier version.


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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die

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When immortality is discovered, it's just absolutely going to ruin death.


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Solar System Changes

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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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Brstrk
1050 days ago
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Yeah, submit a PR and God will see what He can do.
mareino
1050 days ago
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Uranus and Neptune are redundant.
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macjustice
1050 days ago
I'm kind of surprised that Neptune was the keeper. Uranus is sideways!
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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mars

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Unfortunately, the breeding population of Mars was entirely sysadmins, resulting in dangerous founder effects. On the plus side, their revolution against Earth will be entirely passive-aggressive.


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Space Mission Hearing

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Our grant application contains one of those little greeting card speakers that plays spaceship noises when you open it.
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1363 days ago
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True passion projects! :D
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Worrying Scientist Interviews

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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
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jad
1898 days ago
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Nightmare scenario: local journalist interviewing a panel of arachnologists
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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
mareino
1898 days ago
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Off the scale bad: you are a minor character in a movie, and your scene is interrupted by the TV news.
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HarlandCorbin
1898 days ago
Not sure if the marine biologist should be much further down or higher. I'm ~6 hrs drive or so from the coast.
rraszews
1898 days ago
If it's national news, lower. If it's local news, much, much, much higher.
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