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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die

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When immortality is discovered, it's just absolutely going to ruin death.


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Solar System Changes

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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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168 days ago
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Brstrk
168 days ago
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Yeah, submit a PR and God will see what He can do.
mareino
168 days ago
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Uranus and Neptune are redundant.
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macjustice
168 days ago
I'm kind of surprised that Neptune was the keeper. Uranus is sideways!
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168 days ago
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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mars

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Unfortunately, the breeding population of Mars was entirely sysadmins, resulting in dangerous founder effects. On the plus side, their revolution against Earth will be entirely passive-aggressive.


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Space Mission Hearing

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Our grant application contains one of those little greeting card speakers that plays spaceship noises when you open it.
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marcrichter
481 days ago
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True passion projects! :D
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Worrying Scientist Interviews

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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
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1015 days ago
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jad
1016 days ago
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Nightmare scenario: local journalist interviewing a panel of arachnologists
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1016 days ago
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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
mareino
1016 days ago
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Off the scale bad: you are a minor character in a movie, and your scene is interrupted by the TV news.
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HarlandCorbin
1016 days ago
Not sure if the marine biologist should be much further down or higher. I'm ~6 hrs drive or so from the coast.
rraszews
1015 days ago
If it's national news, lower. If it's local news, much, much, much higher.

Existential Bug Reports

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ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
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ca_peterson
1176 days ago
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Given enough time Multivac might have a workaround! http://multivax.com/last_question.html
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GuuZ
1178 days ago
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:)
acdha
1186 days ago
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Be right back, adding a new catch-all milestone
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alt_text_bot
1186 days ago
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ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
Andi_Mohr
1186 days ago
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Re: alt text. There's a workaround. Ask Wesley Crusher some time.
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