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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mars

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Unfortunately, the breeding population of Mars was entirely sysadmins, resulting in dangerous founder effects. On the plus side, their revolution against Earth will be entirely passive-aggressive.


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Space Mission Hearing

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Our grant application contains one of those little greeting card speakers that plays spaceship noises when you open it.
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312 days ago
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True passion projects! :D
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Worrying Scientist Interviews

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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
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jad
847 days ago
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Nightmare scenario: local journalist interviewing a panel of arachnologists
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847 days ago
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They always try to explain that they're called 'solar physicists', but the reporters interrupt with "NEVER MIND THAT, TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN!"
mareino
847 days ago
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Off the scale bad: you are a minor character in a movie, and your scene is interrupted by the TV news.
Washington, District of Columbia
HarlandCorbin
847 days ago
Not sure if the marine biologist should be much further down or higher. I'm ~6 hrs drive or so from the coast.
rraszews
846 days ago
If it's national news, lower. If it's local news, much, much, much higher.

Existential Bug Reports

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ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
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GuuZ
1009 days ago
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:)
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ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
Andi_Mohr
1017 days ago
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Re: alt text. There's a workaround. Ask Wesley Crusher some time.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Superhero We Need

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Later, it turns out Patient-Man and Existential-Crisis-Man are the same person.

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Linear Regression

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The 95% confidence interval suggests Rexthor's dog could also be a cat, or possibly a teapot.
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jth
1242 days ago
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This!
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marcrichter
1243 days ago
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Lovely :)
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1244 days ago
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The 95% confidence interval suggests Rexthor's dog could also be a cat, or possibly a teapot.
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